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Condom Jokes

1.Man: My girlfriend is pregnant, but I always wear a condom. How did this happen?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story; a hunter carried his gun with him everywhere he went. One day, he mistakenly grabbed his umbrella and went out. A lion attacked him and hoping to scare it off he pointed the umbrella at it like a rifle and yelled "Bang" and the lion dropped dead.
Man: That's impossible, someone else must have shot it.
Doctor: I'm glad you understood the story.

2.A man out shopping bought some new condoms.
When he got home, his wife noticed the brand. “Olympic condoms? What makes them so special?” she asked.
“There are three colors,” he replied. “Gold, silver and bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asked.
“Gold, of course,” said the man.
“Really?” she said. “Why don’t you wear silver—it would be nice if you came
second for a change!”

3.A father is explain the importance of condoms to his son
A father is in the local drug store explains the importance of condoms to his son.
The son asks “Dad, why are there difference size packs of condoms?”
The father replies “They have different uses. Why don’t you point to a few and I’m explain when people need them?”
The son points to the 3 pack and the father replies “That’s a 3 pack, it’s what most men will grab if they think they might get lucky at the bar”
The son points to the 20 pack, the father responds “That’s what we call a College pack, you grab that when your fraternity has a party and you want to make sure there’s enough to go around. It has 20.”
The son then points to the 12 pack and, with a small sigh, his father says “That’s the Married pack: one for January, one for February, one for March...”

4.A beer bottle, a mirror and a condom go to the pub.
The beer bottle thinks for a moment and says, “You know, if you break me, you get a years bad luck.”
The mirror looks incredulous at this comment and says, “That’s nothing, if you break me you get 7 years bad luck.”
The condom starts to laugh so hard he falls on the floor.

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